unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.
Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

unexplained-events:

It’s almost Halloween and I know a lot of you kids out there must be wondering where pumpkins come from, well there you go.

Once they are born, we take them away from their mothers, throw them in a field and sell them. 

(via hero-in-disguise)